Hey everyone, Stark here.
I know it’s been AGES since my last update but things have gotten REALLY busy with the newest not-so-secret-film about yours truly. I’ve been working my butt off, paperwork, missions and blah blah blah.
Also, Steve and me haven’t been getting on so well, he’s still all WAAAAAH over Peggy and stuff but I can understand that…I mean, she was pretty hot so it’s a harsh loss. Even though she’s probably all old now.
I spotted him looking at Flight prices to the UK earlier…has he ever even been on a plane…like…not a helicarrier? Stalker Steve mode Activated me thinks.
*Mental note, never say ‘me thinks’ again…*
Also, My Little Pony. WHY oh WHY did no-one show me this before? All the cute little colourful, bright things with their cutie marks and wings and just…AHHHHH!!! I want one.
-This just in: Tony Stark announced as a ‘Brony’ on Live TV-
So anywho, that’s Steve away with the fairies, meanwhile I’m still not a happy Tony because Bruce has gone back to India, for research purposes, and left me all alone. (Aside from the occasional Hawkeye)
Now one thing you should never do with me. Leave me alone. With a Lab. BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
Drinking…Humiliating Myself…I accidentaly made a clone of myself…Tony Mark II. And my clone is REALLY tall compared to me…hmm…over compensating much? XD
So yeah, Bruce is probably gonna see this on either my (Totally Awesome) Blog, or on our shared Science Bros blog, which we are still looking for questions on…so yeah…
I MISS YOU BRUCE!!!
AND I MISS THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!!
COME BACK TO ME BRUCE!!!
DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HAWKEYE ANYMORE!!!
Oh yeah, another thing…Clint has made a nest in my front room and shows up randomly. The Pirate thinks I could do with the occasionally company (or babysitting as he put it…)
But seriously, the Birdbrain doesn’t even bring Natasha with him!!!
At least she’s fun when she’s drunk!!!
But anyway, thats my update done…me and Bruce will try to get back on scheduale with this thing later, once he’s back and we get our heads sorted. But for now, Stark has left the building.
Peace out Homies
*Never say ‘Homies’ again either*